she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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