oh fat girl friday strikes again...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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