you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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