why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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