She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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