Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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