i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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