what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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