Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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