he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
don't judge my taste in strippers
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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