Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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