yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
God, I missed his penis.
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