We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
COCAINE IS GR8
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