"it" just moved
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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