This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am available for nakedness
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize