Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Actions speak louder than pants.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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