Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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