can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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