your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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