should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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