BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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