i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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