it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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