I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can't turn off my feet"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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