I think I died a long time ago.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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