I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
