Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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