It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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