Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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