do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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