Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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