Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He did a backflip because drugs
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