im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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