I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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