who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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