that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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