Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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