Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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