I want to have your abortion
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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