Sorry, I don't speak sober.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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