Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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