the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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