I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
North Korea, Best Korea!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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