What a fucking waste of an outfit
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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