with your own penis?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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