stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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