ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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