love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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