It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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