I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
