Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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