No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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