It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I enjoy the company of your penis
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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