i was born a porn star she said
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
