but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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