I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Ladies don't puke and tell
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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